bowtiesandbloodoranges:

hiredhitmanfarnese:

bowtiesandbloodoranges:

hiredhitmanfarnese:

bowtiesandbloodoranges:

Nah, I didn’t think so, but I’m a paranoid guy, you know? Mmm, it might be, but we’ve cut back a little on the time travel. We still do stuff, but still.

Really?……….it has been awhile since we actually talked talked. See, I haven’t been gone that long, I’ve been back like three times since I disappeared for that really long time.

Ahh. Well, you need to stop in and visit me when you come back, man! I hardly see you anymore.

Fine. I’ll just randomly pop up out of nowhere and say hi, I mean there’s not a place I can’t get into. So how ya been?

Well try not to just, like, break in……. I’ve been so good, Farnese, holy shit. The Doctor bought me a cafe and a piano for Christmas, but he couldn’t wait until Christmas to show me, so we have planning shit to do before we get it open, and you and all my friends get to come eat free whenever because I fucking say so.

I never break in, I simply come in. He bought you a cafe? Damn, wish I had a man you take care of me like that, lucky dog. I am there man, I never pass an opportunity for free food.

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bowtiesandbloodoranges:

hiredhitmanfarnese:

bowtiesandbloodoranges:

Nah, I didn’t think so, but I’m a paranoid guy, you know? Mmm, it might be, but we’ve cut back a little on the time travel. We still do stuff, but still.

Really?……….it has been awhile since we actually talked talked. See, I haven’t been gone that long, I’ve been back like three times since I disappeared for that really long time.

Ahh. Well, you need to stop in and visit me when you come back, man! I hardly see you anymore.

Fine. I’ll just randomly pop up out of nowhere and say hi, I mean there’s not a place I can’t get into. So how ya been?

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bowtiesandbloodoranges:

hiredhitmanfarnese:

bowtiesandbloodoranges:

hiredhitmanfarnese:

Eh? How long was I gone this time? *just stares and puts a paper infront of Nero’s face* dammit, I can’t look at your face, I’m afraid I might jump you.

Like two months, man! [blinks at the paper, then shifts his head to the side to raise an eyebrow at him] … Uh… Thanks. I’m taken, though, so please don’t.

I know yer taken man, you think I would seriously do that to someone. Two months? Are you sure your time isn’t off, I mean yer boyfriends a timelord.

Nah, I didn’t think so, but I’m a paranoid guy, you know? Mmm, it might be, but we’ve cut back a little on the time travel. We still do stuff, but still.

Really?……….it has been awhile since we actually talked talked. See, I haven’t been gone that long, I’ve been back like three times since I disappeared for that really long time.

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bowtiesandbloodoranges:

hiredhitmanfarnese:

bowtiesandbloodoranges:

hiredhitmanfarnese:

bowtiesandbloodoranges:

So I finally got around to doing something I’ve been wanting to try for a while now, and I like it but I want opinions on how you guys think it looks

Holy fuck, damn Nero I didn’t think you could look that sexy.

Why thank you, Farnese who needs to stop disappearing for extended periods of time

Eh? How long was I gone this time? *just stares and puts a paper infront of Nero’s face* dammit, I can’t look at your face, I’m afraid I might jump you.

Like two months, man! [blinks at the paper, then shifts his head to the side to raise an eyebrow at him] … Uh… Thanks. I’m taken, though, so please don’t.

I know yer taken man, you think I would seriously do that to someone. Two months? Are you sure your time isn’t off, I mean yer boyfriends a timelord.

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bowtiesandbloodoranges:

hiredhitmanfarnese:

bowtiesandbloodoranges:

So I finally got around to doing something I’ve been wanting to try for a while now, and I like it but I want opinions on how you guys think it looks

Holy fuck, damn Nero I didn’t think you could look that sexy.

Why thank you, Farnese who needs to stop disappearing for extended periods of time

Eh? How long was I gone this time? *just stares and puts a paper infront of Nero’s face* dammit, I can’t look at your face, I’m afraid I might jump you.

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bowtiesandbloodoranges:

So I finally got around to doing something I’ve been wanting to try for a while now, and I like it but I want opinions on how you guys think it looks

Holy fuck, damn Nero I didn’t think you could look that sexy.

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schezerosoroma:

hiredhitmanfarnese:

schezerosoroma:

hiredhitmanfarnese:

Cake sounds good, ya know if ya need a hand in the bakery I can help out.

Really? I was looking to hire someone for the holidays. That is, if you want?

Duh, course I want. That sounds great and tasty.

You can eat some, but not everything.

Boo, you’re no fun, but ok.

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faceoffascism:

hiredhitmanfarnese:

faceoffascism:

hiredhitmanfarnese:

Then tell em, I don’t care, he knows I’m not to fond of em.

I’ma tell him that too~~

*pours a mix of holy water an salt on that* 

EXCUSE ME BUT THAT IS FUCKING RUDE.

Excuse you, but you are fucking rude.

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schezerosoroma:

hiredhitmanfarnese:

Cake sounds good, ya know if ya need a hand in the bakery I can help out.

Really? I was looking to hire someone for the holidays. That is, if you want?

Duh, course I want. That sounds great and tasty.

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schezerosoroma:

hiredhitmanfarnese:

schezerosoroma:

hiredhitmanfarnese:

schezerosoroma:

hiredhitmanfarnese:

*taps his head with rolled up newspaper* will you listen to your hubby, good grief what I wouldn’t give to have someone concerned about my well being.

Ow! -frowns and rubs his head- You have lots of friends that care.

Ow my ass, I barely tapped you. And I wasn’t talking about friends but I know that *looks down* 

-hugs him-

*hugs him back* say, got some cake or raspberry mouse I can chow down on?

I have some leftover cake from yesterday. I wasn’t able to bake anything fresh today because of my shoulder.

Cake sounds good, ya know if ya need a hand in the bakery I can help out.

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